Out with the rants, in with the beer.
Some Observations:
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Last night I was watching the Commonwealth games on the tellie. The male commentator remarked that the aussie swimmer winning a gold medal was 'one of the pretty ones'. He then quickly said 'Oh but they are all pretty!'
What a gold moment for Australia.
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On the bus today a guy was wearing a studded wristband, this is fine by me, looked a bit lame, but what the hey. Then I noticed his collar was also turned up. SORRY! The Survey says 'YR A FUKIN TOSSER!'
You cant be a punk and a rower at the same time! Idiots!
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Some rich twats smashed my housemates car windshield late the other night. The car that I LIKE TO DRIVE!!!! There were a million fancy cars on the street why go for the crummiest looking one. Probably had something against the hard working people in the world. One day their ivory mansions will fall and Ill be there to swipe their heated towel racks and sell them on ebay.
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Last night I was watching the Commonwealth games on the tellie. The male commentator remarked that the aussie swimmer winning a gold medal was 'one of the pretty ones'. He then quickly said 'Oh but they are all pretty!'
What a gold moment for Australia.
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On the bus today a guy was wearing a studded wristband, this is fine by me, looked a bit lame, but what the hey. Then I noticed his collar was also turned up. SORRY! The Survey says 'YR A FUKIN TOSSER!'
You cant be a punk and a rower at the same time! Idiots!
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Some rich twats smashed my housemates car windshield late the other night. The car that I LIKE TO DRIVE!!!! There were a million fancy cars on the street why go for the crummiest looking one. Probably had something against the hard working people in the world. One day their ivory mansions will fall and Ill be there to swipe their heated towel racks and sell them on ebay.
posted by matt at 4:54 PM
2 Comments:
I like your comment a few posts back about Mike Rann. Rann gets Rannsults! Rolled gold. Did you see the Nick Xenophon late night ad with Mike Rann and Rob Kerin as puppets? Whoever did Rann's voice is a genius.
Meanwhile, I think you live around the corner from me. I say this not because I am a stalker but because my friend Ben V pointed out your house one day and I think you must be the NTR guy. Tell me, are you feeling the mid 20s burnout of unrealised potential like I am? Are you too a classic underachiever? I am looking to start a club so all of us perrenial wasters can at least look forward to something of a day other than resenting our jobs making gelati and consequently smelling like hot milk and cream all day while the world skips gloriously by.
PS the street starts with a.
that reminds me, is my car fixed yet? my mother said something about sorting it out.
got your txt, thanks. i'm not able to reply though. bloody Optus.
see you in a week.
x o J
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