The F-Word
Ok Im calling it. I heard by ask for the word funk(y) and all of its derivatives to be banned from the English language. The only time the word funk should ever be used, and it should be sparingly, is when used to describe 'funk music' and for particularly bad smells.
If someone uses 'funky' in my presence to describe themselves, their clothes, my hair, their day or their personality I will scream at them and call them fucked.
It is one of the most annoying words used in the world today and 99% of the people who use the word are absolute tossers. I would like to see some sort of uses of the F-word colony made for them all so they can say 'funk' to their hearts content never again bothering me.
Other words that need to be banned for various are as follows:
Groovy (a close relative to funky)
Maccas (its called fuking Mcdonalds people!)
Ripe
Lentils
Tolerance.
The world will be a much happier place without this part of our language. Now if youre all very good I might rant next about my call to ban all religion.
If someone uses 'funky' in my presence to describe themselves, their clothes, my hair, their day or their personality I will scream at them and call them fucked.
It is one of the most annoying words used in the world today and 99% of the people who use the word are absolute tossers. I would like to see some sort of uses of the F-word colony made for them all so they can say 'funk' to their hearts content never again bothering me.
Other words that need to be banned for various are as follows:
Groovy (a close relative to funky)
Maccas (its called fuking Mcdonalds people!)
Ripe
Lentils
Tolerance.
The world will be a much happier place without this part of our language. Now if youre all very good I might rant next about my call to ban all religion.
posted by matt at 4:35 PM
17 Comments:
just cos i am cooking you lentil soup for dinner - sheesh
shooosh!
dont let my audience know that!
nobody likes a narcissist
Dude, your rants suck.
One of my students called me 'the grooviest tutor I have ever had' and I just thought it ruled. Admittedly, that was probs coz it was about how much I rule.
To whoever is cooking matt dinner, maybe it's a hint about your cooking abilities.
That's Matt's boyfriend doing the cooking.
But where's the beef boys?
you are SO "funny".
not that i would like to indulge Matt and his rants, but in talking about things that should be banned...
Peoples lunch ingredients in offices / confined spaces that should be banned....
Tuna (seafood of any kind really)
Meat Pies (esp with Tomato sauce)
Heavy Garliced anything
and cooked Cauliflower or Cabbage (found that one out yeaterday!)
thanks to matt for offering his space for anyone to have THEIR rant.
hahaha, what kind of student calls their tutor groovy? hahahaha
most hated word this week: jute.
A narcissist would like a narcissist. Tube steaks for dinner.
That is all.
A narcissist would NOT like a narcissist. It would never work out. They'd both spend the entire relationship feeling like they were not aiming as high as they should.
They'd constantly feel cheated, in a way.
effie x
i hate the word "trendy".
i hate the terms
"family values" and "community Art".
whose fukin family and whose fukin community.
i have a family, i don't believe in the vague notion of "their" family values. or vote for family first - whose family comes first? well obviously no gays, single mothers or lefties, cos none of those people have families!
huh!
also whose community asks for horrible murals and bits of engraved text all over their "community" centre. oh kwick poor people live there - lets give them a disgusting mural to 'cheer' their lives - not access to better public transport - oh hand on why don't we combine the scarcely functional train station with some crap art and pay impovrished artists fuck all to do the councils idea of art. shite is what it is.
wow i feel better now!
Oh yeah, and this is a given - but 'little aussie battler'.
Who is always some bogan who doesn't have a job or teeth.
Or some fuckface bogan richie who has never battled in their life. Except whenever they try to convince some ano random to fuck them.
Whoa! This hangover is manifesting itself in RAGE.
You forgot the word ' GOLD"
Effie, I meant that a narcissist would like themself.
I've said for many a year that religions should be banned, especially funky religions like Catholicism and McDonaldsism.
What people often forget is that 'trend' words and 'trend' phrases have shelf lives. When people who use those words and phrases realise how daft they actually sound to others, they tend to quit and never again unleash such negative language into the atmosphere.
Water torture through group intervention is the obvious alternative to quitting of their own free will.
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