Friday, July 28, 2006

MUCH APOO ABOUT NOTHING

If you walk down to the bottle shop area in the bottom floor of the Adelaide David Jones, 9 times out of 10 it will stink of pungent SHIT! There is a toilet right near there so I assume that poo is just flying around inside there like some sort of toilet getting rid of some demons.

OR

One of the employees of David Jones has a major gas problem.

I dont know about you but when Im looking to buy fine goon I prefer to smell things like booze as apposed to a whole pile of crap. But thats just me.

I think I might write a letter to Adelaide Matters to get this all cleared up. They seem to know a fair amount about crap.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

tell that "fan of yours" to update his blog...his onions are starting to look tired.

3:02 PM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you got writers block?
Chmps

4:25 PM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear matt,

i have noticed the prevalence of poo-related subjects tend appearing in your postings.

may i suggest, with the best of intentions, that you see someone about this?

kind regards,

concerned

12:45 AM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sca·tol·o·gy (skă-tŏl'ə-jē, skə-) pronunciation
n., pl. -gies.

1. The study of fecal excrement, as in medicine, paleontology, or biology.
2. An obsession with excrement or excretory functions.

7:35 PM, August 10, 2006  
Blogger PetStarr said...

Adelaide Matters eh? I think I can help you out there.

3:43 PM, August 27, 2006  

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