ITS CALLED THE WORLD GAME, NOT THE NERD GAME!
So the world cup has started and everyone has world cup fever, including me. I mean it is the World game and the World dont stop spinning!
I love the beautiful game and find it to be the only sport that I can really enjoy watching. However there is one little thing that pisses me off whenever I watch a game. The Referees little book.
Whenever someone scores a goal or gets a free kick the referee closest to the ball pulls out this tiny little book and anally writes into there, supposably something about what just happened in the game. My question is WHYYYYYYY!Y!Y!!YY!?>?!Y!YYU!Y!?LK:K!
why.
We live in the modern world, its the digital age, there are a million and one fuking cameras pointed at that pitch, there are a million and one commentators watching and over analyzing every single step. There are a billion people writing down what happens. Why does the ref standing out there need to carry around a little book and pen to write it all down?
Answer: THEY FUKIN DONT!
It would annoy me so much if the guys didnt look like morons when they do it. Reminds me of when teachers who would write your name down for being bad so they could send you to detention. Damn that little book!
If I was a soccer star and I got carded I would eat that guys book out of his hands. That would stop him nerding up the beautiful game.
I love the beautiful game and find it to be the only sport that I can really enjoy watching. However there is one little thing that pisses me off whenever I watch a game. The Referees little book.
Whenever someone scores a goal or gets a free kick the referee closest to the ball pulls out this tiny little book and anally writes into there, supposably something about what just happened in the game. My question is WHYYYYYYY!Y!Y!!YY!?>?!Y!YYU!Y!?LK:K!
why.
We live in the modern world, its the digital age, there are a million and one fuking cameras pointed at that pitch, there are a million and one commentators watching and over analyzing every single step. There are a billion people writing down what happens. Why does the ref standing out there need to carry around a little book and pen to write it all down?
Answer: THEY FUKIN DONT!
It would annoy me so much if the guys didnt look like morons when they do it. Reminds me of when teachers who would write your name down for being bad so they could send you to detention. Damn that little book!
If I was a soccer star and I got carded I would eat that guys book out of his hands. That would stop him nerding up the beautiful game.
posted by matt at 3:26 PM
4 Comments:
reason for the little referee book:
in a premier league match last season, the ref gave two yellow cards to a manchester city player, which should have resulted in a red card, but forgot that he'd already carded him when dishing out punishment for the second offence. a note in the book helps refs know who's on yellow cards, technically.
it's a strategy to avoid eye contact with the booked player, who in turn can't hit someone who is busy scribbling away in a notebook. It's all been thought out Matt, you can't temper with the classics.
haha, you only got responses from nerds! I think it is called the nerd game afterall matty.
NEW POST please
booooooorrrrrrring
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