CARPET GIANTS
Having lunch today with some friends we overheard the following conversation of a man talking to his co-workers:
"So I came home the other day and me kids were watching that Ellen Degeneres show. AND SHE'S A BLOODY RUG MUNCHER!!!!"
laughs galore. I can only assume that he came home to discover his children eating the carpet.
In other news The Strokes are coming to Adelaide in August and I am going to have sex with the lead singer.
"So I came home the other day and me kids were watching that Ellen Degeneres show. AND SHE'S A BLOODY RUG MUNCHER!!!!"
laughs galore. I can only assume that he came home to discover his children eating the carpet.
In other news The Strokes are coming to Adelaide in August and I am going to have sex with the lead singer.
posted by matt at 1:32 PM
3 Comments:
i don't think so, cos i will be having sex with him after i woo him with my latte's. and i aint planning on having a threesome with you...if you can see what i am saying.
Chomps
neither of you have a chance, i've already slept with him in sydney. he's already called me.
well...i had sex with him last centuary!!!
Chomps
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