This shit is Banham. B A N - H A M!
Highlights of the Recent Weekend:
1)Sticking as many limes as possible which I stole from the bar onto the Cacti spikes at a popular local night club.
2)Dancing in the face of the lead singer from End of Fashion as he was trying to chat to some sort of groupie, which eventually led to him saying to me 'you are freaking me out man!'
3)Screaming 'END OF FASHIIIIIIIOOOOOON' at the guys from End of Fashion as they left the popular nightclub and gettin very strange looks from them all.
4) Successfully putting a lime into someone jacket without them noticing on both Friday and Saturday night. Watching one of them leave hours later and put their hands in their pocket to discover the lime and look very confused indeed.
5) Telling the 'Nacho Cheese' joke twice.
6) Calling the guy who stands at the door of a popular nightclub 'Mr Big'.
Lowlights of the Recent Weekend:
1) Waking up with horrible hangovers on both Saturday and Sunday.
2) Eating pizza from Pizza Revolution at 530 on Saturday morning.
3) Loosing 5 bucks on the pokies
4) Getting 3 cactus spikes in my finger while putting limes on a cactus and not being sure if they are still in my finger or not.
5) accidentally setting my foot on fire from my cigarette and not noticing until 2 minutes later so now i have a burn on my ankle.
6) kissing a house mate in the toilets only to have him laugh hysterically in my face immediately after.
6 highs and 6 lows.... looks like a pretty evened out weekend
1)Sticking as many limes as possible which I stole from the bar onto the Cacti spikes at a popular local night club.
2)Dancing in the face of the lead singer from End of Fashion as he was trying to chat to some sort of groupie, which eventually led to him saying to me 'you are freaking me out man!'
3)Screaming 'END OF FASHIIIIIIIOOOOOON' at the guys from End of Fashion as they left the popular nightclub and gettin very strange looks from them all.
4) Successfully putting a lime into someone jacket without them noticing on both Friday and Saturday night. Watching one of them leave hours later and put their hands in their pocket to discover the lime and look very confused indeed.
5) Telling the 'Nacho Cheese' joke twice.
6) Calling the guy who stands at the door of a popular nightclub 'Mr Big'.
Lowlights of the Recent Weekend:
1) Waking up with horrible hangovers on both Saturday and Sunday.
2) Eating pizza from Pizza Revolution at 530 on Saturday morning.
3) Loosing 5 bucks on the pokies
4) Getting 3 cactus spikes in my finger while putting limes on a cactus and not being sure if they are still in my finger or not.
5) accidentally setting my foot on fire from my cigarette and not noticing until 2 minutes later so now i have a burn on my ankle.
6) kissing a house mate in the toilets only to have him laugh hysterically in my face immediately after.
6 highs and 6 lows.... looks like a pretty evened out weekend
posted by matt at 2:19 PM
5 Comments:
You missed a lowlight:
7) Having to sit through an End of Fashion gig before being able to make fun of them.
PS: What is the Nacho Cheese joke?
dont ask what is the nacho cheese joke! it is seriously a waste of a good 10 minutes of your time.
nah i didnt watch end of fashion.
saw them hangin out somewhere else.
nacho cheese....oh the memories
hey, what's the pizza like at pizza revolution? it looks delicious...well at least better than aus pizza house.
ps. i told ringo a very abridged version of that nacho cheese joke and it was funnier. but not by much.
yanno, sometimes when I read a funny post, i kinda curl up a smile.
this post made me laugh aloud.
cheers
:)
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