styes and dumpters
Today I came to work and forgot to bring my belt. I will now have to spend the rest of the day pulling my pants up. Such is the delema of the man with the small ass.
On the weekend I fell over behind a dumpster while tryin to take a piss in an alley. Landed on all these boxes and tubes. When I got up hardcore kids were laughing at me. Apparently you can still laugh at slapstick when you are straight edge.
I also have a stye in my eye. It hurts. Im sure it gives my face some 'charachter' though...which I have been sorely lacking since I got rid of the 'dragon face' problem.
On the weekend I fell over behind a dumpster while tryin to take a piss in an alley. Landed on all these boxes and tubes. When I got up hardcore kids were laughing at me. Apparently you can still laugh at slapstick when you are straight edge.
I also have a stye in my eye. It hurts. Im sure it gives my face some 'charachter' though...which I have been sorely lacking since I got rid of the 'dragon face' problem.
posted by matt at 11:59 AM
2 Comments:
my car has no arse and that pisses ppl off in carparks cause they think there's a park but it's actually my no-arse car. poor matty b, so much potential rage is created by yr existence.
i really like yr downloadable album, specially the 'thought she was my peak' song/sentiment and the group singing efforts. nice one!
xo lsd
haha we've all noticed how matt needs help with the fitness.
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