Comments to end a year...

Well its been a great year for SFPD. The birth of a blog that Im sure you will all come back to year after year after year...

So to wrap up a good six months or so of bloggin Im putting up the best comments ive received from my posts. A lot of them dont make any sense, some of them are darn funny, and many are abusive to yours truly...especially those written by my friend Nick (Wa).

Enjoy! and see you nest year!



Ianto Ware said...

Two large purchases huh? Maybe you should also invest in a diet plan and some exercise. You need them a lot more than riches and fame.

Levins said...

matt, you left a really big sock at my house. like REALLY BIG. you could probably make a jacket out of it? it's really big man.


Anonymous said...

Ahh, the inept and naive, how little do they and how big they comment.

I hear that people in bands are introverted weeners with no access to any kind of emotion and use music as that medium, they hang around in smokey pubs with alcoholics which they later become and end up on the street injecting heroin into thier arms and selling thier trashed cake hole for money...........

Is this true, surely its what society sees as the workings of a dole bludger in a band that do little for the social endeavour of this planet......??


Rins said...

oh matt, you drunk bastard. never accuse me of being married to ben lee again. that shit hurts! one day someone WILL kick the shit outtta you and mark my words, i'll be there to laugh!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, write more about Patch Baggums next time.

~ tilda ~ said...

I have been attacked by that bird (or one of its dirty relatives) and after the trauma, I tried to warn this guy who was about to walk into the drop zone, and he laughed at me! c**ksucker.

anna said...

i envy your good hedge experience. i always wanted to jump into a hedge and then i did it and there was a bee in there and it menaced me. now i'm a prisoner to fear.


anna said...

we have the greatest campaign here - they give you cards with flames on them (presumably hellfire) that say "know jesus, no hell. no jesus, know hell!" in faux-hardcore evanescence-style font. the best one has musclebound seminude man in torn robes holding two crosses like guns, and it says "jesus, the ultimate superhero." that's just crazy. everyone knows that gary busey is the ultimate superhero.

Wa said...

dude, you have a dream where your gay friend takes you to a room full snakes, awakens them, which initially frightens you. then you begin to enjoy your experience with the snakes, and your gay intermediary disappears.
ok, so... you want me to introduce you to some guys??


Stepharoo said...
Now I get it - Billy Crystal, Crystal ball, Lucille Ball, Billy Baldwin, Ed Harris...

anna said...
dude you are the gayest thing since gay came to gaytown.


Levins said...
why were you such a soft cock jerk off when you came to visit??
we only had one night of dumbness, that night we drew on all the street signs. i feel so ripped off!
i want my money back!!

Tone said...
Hmm.... True.. but not liked ..... LOVED!
Speaking of hole.. Yesterday I was eating a jam berlina and went to get it out of the bag.. But accidently put my finger in the jam hole.... Is it wrong to be turned on by that? I really felt weird ... cos It was like 'I got to third base with a dessert'.

Anonymous said...
i think it is time you got your own blog tony


honeysmack said...
The myer centre food court, centre shop, does awesome roast beef sandwiches.. warm, on fresh bread.... [insert homer drool]

Anonymous said...
you have no talent at all. i don't even like you, your band is GAY!
you are sterile, you eat yiros' for a living & i dont like your garlic breath!
faggot!
see you at sluttermild where i'll be waitin'
wiv a tequila sunrise to stick up yer arse!

SLUT!

why dont you rub one off on yrself
& let me watch
i luv those matchstick legs!


Anonymous said...
you should pose for suicide girls with all the other whiny bitches.

Anonymous said...
yeah well fuck queensland i say. they never wanted to be federated in the first place so fuck'em harder. What i'd love to do is cut around the Qld border and push'em out into the pacific where they'll hopefully be bombed by some french nuclear test, fucking french.
but yeah, daylight savings sucks arse.

regards
Rickie Lee Jones

Anonymous said...
at least 99% of us have better health, a stable girlfriend and a managable ego.

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haha we've all noticed how matt needs help with the fitness.

Wa said...
don't worry matt, its not that you've lost your "boystrousness", its just that yr a fat old tard who's too hopeless to get over a fence.
so CHEER UP!!!

Anonymous said...
he was the greatest musician of all time... thats all i have to say.
and the word i have to type here is fatrope

Wa said...
matt, you were a fat whinging idiot when you were 16, you were a fat whinging idiot when you were 21, and you're a fat whinging idiot now. the numbers don't mean shit.
live in the now, brown-out.