Moisterise This!
On the weekend I somehow managed to get sunburnt. I dont know how the hell I did cause I spent about 10 minutes in the sun. AND it was a cloudy day.
Try to explain that, SCIENCE!
Anyway due to my pale skin and my refusal to wear sunscreen - (I did a OH&S thing once and the guy teaching it went on this big rant about how the chemicals in sunscreen can actually GIVE you cancer. I was shocked and appalled. But wasnt entirely sure he was onto a good thing cause his face was really gross and covered in horrible skin, he also had a rant about aluminium foil which tho made no sense made me like him even more) - I now have something that my housemate often refers to as 'Dragon Face'
Or as my lovely friend put it a 'peely monster face'.
Great.
Since then I have found myself mentioning my sunburn to everyone I talk to so that they dont just think that I am the worlds flakiest man.
'No I dont have dandruff on my face its just sunburn'.
I have to play a gig this weekend. I hope it clears up by then or else the audience is gonna get a lot more than just blood, sweat and tears. They will have to pick little bits of skin out of it all.
Try to explain that, SCIENCE!
Anyway due to my pale skin and my refusal to wear sunscreen - (I did a OH&S thing once and the guy teaching it went on this big rant about how the chemicals in sunscreen can actually GIVE you cancer. I was shocked and appalled. But wasnt entirely sure he was onto a good thing cause his face was really gross and covered in horrible skin, he also had a rant about aluminium foil which tho made no sense made me like him even more) - I now have something that my housemate often refers to as 'Dragon Face'
Or as my lovely friend put it a 'peely monster face'.
Great.
Since then I have found myself mentioning my sunburn to everyone I talk to so that they dont just think that I am the worlds flakiest man.
'No I dont have dandruff on my face its just sunburn'.
I have to play a gig this weekend. I hope it clears up by then or else the audience is gonna get a lot more than just blood, sweat and tears. They will have to pick little bits of skin out of it all.
posted by matt at 9:29 AM
3 Comments:
matt, you are the king of finding apparently carcinogenic random products that are always directly associated with ACTUAL carcinogenics.
1. Filters
2. Sunscreen.
What next - are you going to claim the things that you dangle from mobile phones cause cancer?
effie x
I think you must have got burnt from being in the front row of the Antony of the Future show. That Antony is a regular atom-smasher!! yow!!
hey, we found your bands tour ep in the fbi cataloge and gave it a spin on air. its cool...Expect your 0.15c from APRA in the mail soon.
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