THE INNER SOUTH OF ADELAIDE
About a year ago I moved into the inner South side of Adelaide. Having spent most of my early years on the West side and most of my teens on the East side I thought the Inner south would be a nice mix of both. WRONG!!!! WRRRRRUGGGG!
The inner south sucks balls! I am living in the Unley area (I wont specify cause I have enough stalkers already thank you very much) and the people here are jerks! Take a walk down King William road for example and you will be disgusted! In the East the richies are all old and relatively harmless, but here the richies are all young up and comers that are out to screw you over anyway they can. I know, I can see it in their horrible clothes covered in some sort of scented mucus.
And whats with paving the fuking streets!? King William road has pavers all over it so when you drive down the street you think that your tires are going flat or something. Sounds like a damn airplane. Maybe it sounds bloody brilliant in a Rav4 or whatever 4wd those chumps like to drive around.
But the worst thing of all the street crime.
Last night some jerk drove into my housemates car parked on the street. And just drove off into the night, probably back to his jacoozie filled with praline and dick.
And about a month ago some hoodlums smashed the windscreen of my other housemates car. Why attack the crummiest car on the street? you got something against crummy cars inner south!? HUH!
I tell ya. You wouldnt get this sorta shit on the West side. what a side of town that is!
The inner south sucks balls! I am living in the Unley area (I wont specify cause I have enough stalkers already thank you very much) and the people here are jerks! Take a walk down King William road for example and you will be disgusted! In the East the richies are all old and relatively harmless, but here the richies are all young up and comers that are out to screw you over anyway they can. I know, I can see it in their horrible clothes covered in some sort of scented mucus.
And whats with paving the fuking streets!? King William road has pavers all over it so when you drive down the street you think that your tires are going flat or something. Sounds like a damn airplane. Maybe it sounds bloody brilliant in a Rav4 or whatever 4wd those chumps like to drive around.
But the worst thing of all the street crime.
Last night some jerk drove into my housemates car parked on the street. And just drove off into the night, probably back to his jacoozie filled with praline and dick.
And about a month ago some hoodlums smashed the windscreen of my other housemates car. Why attack the crummiest car on the street? you got something against crummy cars inner south!? HUH!
I tell ya. You wouldnt get this sorta shit on the West side. what a side of town that is!
posted by matt at 2:55 PM
1 Comments:
come on down to the outer south. we're nice here. just stay away from hackham
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